Your Manner of Housekeeping is Exceedingly Deficient

black cat with cobwebs on her face

Your Manner of Housekeeping...

Mimi reports to my desk with cobwebs all over her face.

You’ve heard of the “white glove treatment”, wherein the lady of the house, wearing white gloves, follows the cleaning person around and wiping the gloves on freshly-cleaned surfaces to see if any dirt was left?

Well, this is the “black cat treatment”, wherein a black cat pokes her nose where it doesn’t belong and shows that her human is simply inadequate in yet another way.

We love our kitties, even as they try to set higher goals for us and improve our performance.